for giggles and laughs

549 for me

Ahem.....er....um...476.

woot we got some kinky ppl here lol

I took this one before.. so has Kenet..

if I remember correctly.. I was in the 400's .. he was in the 600's...

will have to take it again and repost.. lol

Uhh I think I won

I got an 845

I just scored 502!! No way am I kinkier than DM!!! He had to be fibbing his way thru them there questions!

Well.. I am married to Kenet.. so I could see where that would raise my numbers a bit....

Oh.. and Kenet scored a 696...

Relie, weeeell..... My last gf wasnt really into very kinky stuff Ill say to my "defence for not beeing kinky enough" (huh...?) And I was with her for six years. So far so good with the new one though.

lol grats and i am one to score low lol hard to believe that my scores where that high since it has been awhile but its cool just glad i posted it the way i did

Dragonmaster wrote:

Relie, weeeell..... My last gf wasnt really into very kinky stuff Ill say to my "defence for not beeing kinky enough" (huh...?) And I was with her for six years. So far so good with the new one though.

bah... it shouldn't be considered kinky anyway... I just like to pick at you! If I didn't pick on you.. you would think I was mad at you or something! Maybe I just know a bit more about you to 'classify' that as kinky? LOL

It's what you enjoy.. and what your partner enjoys... that's the most important part. If you're not enjoying yourself or pleasing your partner, then you are most certainly doing something wrong!

so agree with you there you have to enjoy it and your partner too but there is some people out there that just don't do that .

To put it short, mutual enjoyment in a respectfull way.

ty took the words out of my typeing lol

A stranger was seated next to a bright little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,

'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who was seated reading her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger,
'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says,
'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies,
'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

lol i thought this one was cute lol

	The Most Gruesome Death
	There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into heaven. Not all these spirits could fit into heaven, so the ones who died the worst death would be allowed in. The first man in line started telling his story, "Well, Peter, you see, I knew that my wife was cheating on me so I decided to come home early from work one day to catch them in action. I got home and searched all over but I couldn''t find him. Then when I walked out onto the balcony, there he was dangling off the darn thing by his fingertips. So I ran and got a hammer then started beating him with it and he fell. Well, the fall didn't kill him, because he landed in a bush so I picked up the refrigerator and threw it on him. Although that killed him, the strain gave me a heart attack, and here I am." The next man came up and started his story. "St. Peter, I always work out on my balcony on the 14th floor of my apartment building. I was on my bike one day and I fell off when it flipped. I sailed over the rail and I thought ''Please God spare my life'' and he did. I caught on to a balcony below me. I was even happier when a man discovered me hanging there. But all of a sudden he started beating my hands with a hammer so I fell again. But the dear Lord saved me again when I landed in a bush. But I''m here now because the guy threw his refrigerator on top of me." It was now the third guy's turn to start his story. "Well, Peter, just picture this. I'm hiding butt naked in this married chick''s refrigerator....."

fun facts lol

Things I've Learned from My Children
	1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 2. A 3-year-old is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 3. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a large room. 5. When using the ceiling fan as a baseball bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late. 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9. A six-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day. 10. Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a six-year-old. 11. "Play-Doh" and "microwave" should never be used in the same sentence. 12. Super glue is forever. 13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. 14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15. VCRs do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep. 17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise in a moving car. 18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is. 19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens. 20. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy. 21. Cats spit up twice their body weight when dizzy.

number 19 is so ture lol

Okay...I'm puttin this here because it is nearly the story of my life...(ya'll do know I'm a medical transcriptionist right? *LOL*)

YOU MIGHT BE A MEDICAL TRANSCRIPTIONIST IF...
>
> --you can fix stuck keys on your computer keyb oard by turning it upside
> down and banging out the crumbs.
>
> --you have a Mr. Coffee within arm's reach of your computer desk.
>
> --the first place your spouse and children look for you is at your
> computer desk rather than in the kitchen.
>
> --your spouse and children wave their hand between your face and the
> computer screen to get your attention.
>
> --you fold laundry while sitting at your computer desk.
>
> --you step on people's feet to get them to repeat what they just said.
>
> --you have a bladder capacity of more than a quart.
>
> --you have a bookshelf by your computer desk in which no two books are
> the same color.
>
> --your dream is to someday have every book Stedman's makes.
>
> --your wrist rest has food spots on it.
>
> --no one who doesn't know how to touch type can use your computer
> keyboard because at least half the keys have the letters worn off.
>
> --your friends have to learn your macro names i n order to read your
> emails to them.
>
> --your husband and children have to learn your macro names in order to
> read the notes you write them.
>
> -- you are the only one in your family who can understand the clerks at
> the 7-11.
>
> -- you find watching only one TV screen at a time boring.
>
> --you correct the pharmacist's spelling.
>
> --it aggravates you that the keys on the telephone keypad are in a
> different order than the keys on the 10-key pad on your computer
> keyboard.
>
> --you have a mini refrigerator sitting next to your computer tower.
>
> --more than half the icons on your computer desktop have to do with
> drugs or dictionaries.
>
> --there are more coffee cups in your office than there are in the
> kitchen.
>
> --you have your Mr. Coffee plugged in to your UPS (battery backup).
>
> --your friends want you to go to their doctor appointments with them so
> you can act as an interpreter.

i thought this was cute lol


http://www.startvg.com/videos/hyundayau.html

for adult eyes only whats your sign lol
thought this was funny lol








Aries (21 March-20 April)
Taurus (21 April-21 May)
Gemini (22 May-22 June)
Cancer (23 June-23 July)
Leo (24 July-23 August)
Virgo (24 August-23 September)
Libra (24 September-23 October)
Scorpio (24 October-22 November)
Sagittarius (23 November-22 December)
Capricorn (23 December-19 January)
Aquarius (20 January-19 February)
Pisces (20 February-20 March)






S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The Bitch/Bastard

Can be mean sometimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Lives for adventure.... Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.



V • I • R • G • O: The Freak

Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


L • I • B • R • A • : The Freak in the Bed

Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! AMAZING IN BED..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with...u might end up crying... The most irresistible. Rare 2 find. Funny. Talkative. Erotic. Smart. Loves sports. Gets what he/she wants. Loves to be in a relationship. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost


A • R • I • E • S: The Sexiest

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Most Brilliant. Born leader. Not one to fuck with. Can and will knock you out. Honest. Erotic. Funny. Most Beautiful. Exciting to be around. Creative. Has many friends. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy.The one. So much love to give.Very romantic.Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. The very BEST in bed. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.



A • Q • U • A • R • I • U • S : the strongest

Trustworthy. Sexy. professional kissers. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic and funny. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Loves music. Not a Fighter, But will Knock the crap out of u. The best and biggest freak in bed! Strong. Considered to be a "Spartan." The most intelligent. falls in love too easily. Doesn't show it but is easy to hurt




2 years of bad luck if you do not repost


G • E • M • I • N • I: passionate

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING.Horny. Freak in Bed. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.




L • E • O: wild in the bed

Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at a lot. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


C • A • N • C • E • R: Most Amazing Kisser

Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.



P • I • S • C • E • S: The Piece of good ass

Caring and kind. Smart. Sexy. Appealing. Has the last word. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Can be selfish. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. ALWAYS gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost


C • A • P • R • I • C • O • R • N: THE BEST IN BED

Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible, awesome kisser.gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost



T • A • U • R • U • S: The sex addict

Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ...u no!..... Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.



S • A • G • I • T • T • A • R • I • U • S: The Sexy one

Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very sexy. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweEET..
Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible.gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget

Dang... the weird thing is, like 80% of that horoscope is true for me on the other hand it made me laugh

lol i thought it would make ppl laugh so i posted it instead of pm to every one like i was going to do lol

Okay, Okay...I know this is sappy, but here it is:

JUST A LITTLE FUNNY TO START YOUR DAY.....
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Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married,
and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'
Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and getting half-baked , so she wouldn't get accidentally
mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch
of Tater Tots.
Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato
out of her!
But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.
She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring
cousins.
When she went off to Europe, Mr and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled
guys from Ireland .
And the greasy guys from France
called the French Fries. And when she went out west , to watch out for the Indians
so she wouldn't get scalloped.
Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those
high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from
the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say,
'Frito Lay.'
Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University ) so that when
she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.
But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was
going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw!
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw
because he's just......
Are you ready for this?
Are you sure?
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OK! Here it is!
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A COMMONTATER

BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!!






One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !




You guys just never learn, do not mess with a woman.